The Icepick
09Apr2011
Betty and Sammy Tweet
Back on April 1, my computer was mysteriously taken over by a couple ‘Tweeters,’ whom I quickly recognized as Betty Buyer and Sammy Seller… Betty: To follow consumer trends, must I ...
01Jan2011
YOUR SWELL HAS SHRUNK!
Hey Sammy, how come your swell allowances have shrunk? It’s not because there’s less product damage or out-of-codes. Could this be one of your strategies to raise money ...
09Dec2010
Go To Hell! Go To Hell!
When I first heard that Sammy Seller and Betty Buyer wanted to serenade each other in this holiday season column, gladness filled my heart. But, alas, I should have known ...
